FAST CUTS: Butthole Surfers, Independent Worm Saloon (Capitol): The legendary Buttholes hereby release their first album on a major label, and if that ain't a landmark in musical history, I'll eat the entire print run of this magazine. Produced by John Paul Jones of Led Zeppelin, the music has tremendous, groin-bending power that is reminiscent of Hendrix at his most psychedelic. Despite their forays into whimsy, these guys aren't a joke.